Daily Africa.
So, some of the girls and I sat down to think up of some AWESOME things you’ll experience if or when you live in Africa….
*Being proposed to at least once a day by a Swazi man
*While making lunch, a family of monkey’s pass by on your upper porch
*A missionary’s bed time is usually 8pm, with wake up being 5:30 am
*No phone call is longer than 30 sec
*The over whelming joy you experience when you actually find a can or sour cream in the local Spar
*Amazing headlines you read while driving to the Cup office every morning
*Going to a carepoint and at least one child will always touch your hair and be in complete Awe
*Everyday is the Kingdom’s National Pee-On-The-Side-Of-The-Road-Day!
*Hazard lights are a whole new meaning
*It’s common to walk out of Spar with the security guy wearing full SWAT gear and an AK-47 chillen in his right hand
*You see hip high Swazi man thigh in authentic attire
*When you feel obligated to know and greet every white person you pass
*A white girl driving a Kombie with “Bling-Bling” written on the back door is national news
*Your entire lawn is cut by a weed wacker
*Driving into on coming traffic is not unusual
*Sunday lunch out at a restaurant takes 4 hours to get….I will never complain when I get back to the states, haha.
*KFC is a treat *To be honored with the only drive-through in Swaziland
*You get excited when its raining and the internet is STILL working ☺
*Poka-Dot shirts and Plaid pants are fashionable
*The 3rd season of “The Office” is the highlight of your week!
*The phrase, “There is starving kids in Africa” becomes more relevant when you know them all by name
*The highest ticket you can get by the Police is 60R= $6 US.. and American’s get the “American Discount” of 70R 
*“I date missionaries for their money” is a great joke for a missionary girl, ha. And Jessy wants to make a shirt for it.
*It takes at least 4 Keys to get into your house…Skeleton Keys just make the process more awesome…
*Playing pranks on people is no longer looked at upon as being childish
*..Everything is the same but different
Nobuhle Dlamini is my Swazi name ☺
*The pepper spray brigade is unleashed when Jessy and I walk out of the Cup Office alone at night to lock up and run to our car….P.S. Don’t tell our parents
Taking a jog requires a can of pepper spray and a walking buddy any hour of the day
“Eish” and “How” become a part of your vocab for shocked describing words
Waiting for cows to cross the highway and roads is a daily occurrence
Geographically, Swaziland is known to missionaries by carepoint location to find places
TIA!
It was a good one though! We worshiped, served one another by washing feet, handed out some new sweet air jordans to one another, and then was briefed on teams coming in from the states. My team, Celebration Church Interns, fly in Friday night to Joburg, where we will be staying the night at African Dreams, then driving back Saturday morning to Swaziland for an awesome day of Youth Group at carepoints. My final days are quickly sneaking up on me, but I’m excited for these next few weeks to do life again with the awesome Interns!!!! 
Bangs && a Hospital.
I LOVED this picture! Ha, it was from yesterday at Fonteyn Carepoint(the one close to my house). I have Kids club again today, but out in Manzini. We have a big Youth Pastors “meeting” tomorrow morning and then Youth tomorrow afternoon. I actually JUST looked up some “gross” games for Youth to play… and… ha.. They are GREAT! 
